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Feminism Comes In Many Forms

April 30, 2007 By: admin Category: Chuck's Jokes, General

My Netscape friend Chuck sends me great jokes. I don’t like sending jokes via email, as I feel it should be someone’s choice whether they want to “hear” one or not, and so I thought that putting the occasional joke on my blog would be okay. After all it is MY blog. I figure if you don’t want to read it, you’re probably…. you know…. not. 😉 Enjoy.

“A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one,he asked the Madam, “Is this a union house?”
“No,” she replied, “I’m sorry it isn’t.”
“Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?”
“The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,” she answered.
Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop.
His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam
responded, “Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules.”
The man asked, “And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?”
The girls get $80 and the house gets $20.”
“That’s more like it!” the union man said He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.I’d like her,” he said.
I’m sure you would, sir,” said the Madam.
Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, “but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and she’s next.”